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I once got a girl poignant.
Mouth fantasy: a fist-sized Tic-Tac that I could suck on all week.
Freud: “Sometimes a cigar is just a big dick. I mean cigar!!”
They’ve found Noah’s Ark! Now the search is on for Fred Flintstone’s car.
Spock’s ears aren’t always pointy; just when he’s sexually aroused.
I’ve got angst in my pangst and I want to dangst!
I slept well. No wait, I slept IN a well.
It’s just another Sanic Sunday.
RT @MountOlympusTimes National Immortality Rate Remains Steady
I can’t actually blink. I have to sync my winks.
My favourite British rapper is probably Nice-T.
Piracy is killing the sea-shanty industry
US TV ads are so polite. They’re always introducing food!
Baby corn comes from Momcorn and Popcorn.
I’m so horny I could eat a horse.
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die. Eventually.
The chubbiest disciple was probably John the Baptits.
I couldn’t take all the black and white any longer. Lemme know if it’s fugly!
Something with a little more color or texture. However, I totally suck/don’t have the time to deal with all the html bullshit…so I may not change it very soon unless I find something freaking fantastic. No one will be heartbroken, right?